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merylstreepismymom:

Phone sex is alright I guess but I can never get my whole phone up my ass

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merylstreepismymom:

What’s Obamas last name

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merylstreepismymom:

I love all toes big toe, little toe, mistletoe merry Christmas

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.........No thanks, Mary Beth I'm fine