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Sarita moseby drinks my piss often

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01:14
Anonymous: did your septum piercing hurt? i was thinking about getting mine done

it hurt when i fell from heaven bitch. fuckin ping on that dry cunt

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#Anonymous 00:59
Anonymous: What the fuck even happened to you? God, you look so tired.

I live on straight Pingers for weeks

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11:48

My mom just asked me to yell out the car to these guys that nearly made us crash and I yelled “LEARN HOW TO DRIVE U FUCKED CUNTS” and then she got mad at me

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16:03

.........No thanks, Mary Beth I'm fine